[I don't, he would say, but it would ruin this, and there's too much he's missed about being able to talk to Myr like old times. Even his inability to whistle is endearing, when Van hadn't known a few weeks ago that he'd ever hear that idiosyncratic little noise again. It's worth playing along for.

And he can't help but laugh, really laugh, at the idea of that misconception.]

Okay, you already know what I'd say to that, but--he honestly thought you could be a templar? You gave him your full name and everything?

Humans. Bless their giant hairy hearts.